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April 2, 2016

Cast your vote in the Star Wars Presidential Primaries!

Who deserves to be President of the Entire Galaxy (#POTEG)? It’s up to you. In the spirit of election season, the US Rebel Alliance (@USRebelAlliance) is hosting its first ever Star Wars Primary! Light Side and Dark Side candidates have formed Presidential Tickets, and are now vying for your vote. Choose your favorite champion from…

April 2, 2016

Drunk Obi Wan Explains… SNOKE.

Ok, so a lot of people have been asking me about this Lord Leader Smoke..Smonk…Snoke? Whatever. Anyway, they all think that he is really small, because they saw this hologram where he looked really big…or something. Well, I have seen Lord Smoke with my own eyes, and I’m here to tell you how big he…

April 2, 2016

Drunk Obi Wan Explains… CLONE WARS.

Hello, I’m Obi Kenobi, and I’m drunk. So, for a long, long time, peoplehave been asking me all of these questions: What happened to Ani? What happened to the Jedi? Why are you living in a hut in the desert? What are the Clone Wars? Mind your own business! Move along. Well it looks like…

April 2, 2016

#Force4Ham: Take Two

It turns out Star Wars quotes are rather fitting for Hamilton as well.

April 2, 2016

Young, Scrappy Resistance Members

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